And now it's time for some ST/Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series crossover macros... Because I can (and finally have some screencaps).



( A few more under the cut )

For this awesomeness.

I'm still hoping someone with skills will make a nice macro for Tyler Perry/Madea/Admiral Richard Barnett.

Title: Belief, or Five Times Jim Kirk Didn't Believe An "I Love You" and One Time He Did
Author: callieach
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Characters/Pairings: (in order of appearance) Jim Kirk, Sam Kirk, Winona Kirk, OFC, Gaila, Spock, McCoy; Jim/McCoy
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 675
Summary: filling this prompt at st_xi_kink
Disclaimer: Not mine. Not the characters or the idea. Sadface.

find it here

Through the use of this amusing romance novel generator and a list of bad/funny porn titles. I have created some romance novel covers.

( Close Encounters of the Nude Kind )

I hope you enjoy them.

Title: The People We Are, The Choices We Make
Author: syredronning aka Acidqueen
Series: ST:XI(AU)
Codes: K/Mc, Sa/Mc, S/Mc, S/U, K/Pike
Rating: overall NC-17; warnings: one rougher scene; one minor character death (accident)
Word count: 19.500 in total
Author's Note: My take on a universe in which Dominance/submission relationships are standard (like straight marriages right now). Kirk’s POV.
Many thanks to cyranothe2nd for the beta and great advice! All remaining errors and weaknesses are mine.

See here for part 1 and here for part 2.

Onto part 3:
Bones never told him how exactly Spock had claimed him, and Jim never asked. The fuckbuddy part of their relationship was on hold, maybe only for the year, maybe forever – Jim didn’t ask and neither Spock nor Bones offered anything. The friendship was still there, but when they met for lunch or dinner, they mostly spoke of duties and other people (that were not Spock or Uhura).

***

Hello! I come bearing a McCoy wallpaper, lens flare included. ( It lies behind this cut )

*still reeling from 5 hours of digging through the Anarchy Day posts*

So we all know that JJ and friends are familiar with/have heard of us, and we've all seen the video where Orci and Kurtzman said that while they deliberate on the new plot they'll be listening to what the fans have to say. I know there was another post like this back in the early days of the comm, but it has been lost to the archives. So, to make things easier for our bold screenwriters, let's start a fresh one!

The question you face is: Which path will you choose? What should be in the sequel?

Khan or no Khan? Pon Farr? Nurse Chapel and/or Janice Rand? Evil villain or space the final frontier? Spock in a knit hat?


Have some Happy!OGGQMFS for your time:


Edit: Holy shit, guys. My inbox. You kind of brutally murdered it with multiple stab wounds in the back. But since my inbox has a kink for that kind of stuff, keep it coming!

( What I want... )

saw this over at ohnotheydidnt and it made me feel a little better



oh Zachdog, you make the queen and princess so happy

If you frequent the AIM chat often, you'll know what Pun Farr is, but now I think it's time everybody on ONTD_ST got in the game. The rules are simple. Once Pun Farr is announced, you must make a pun. Any kind of pun is acceptable, but a Star Trek pun is of course preferred. Under the cut are some fun examples :3

So it's official. It's Pun Farr Time. Make a pun or you die!


allow this beautiful pun to invite you in

( GOOD GOD MAN WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME )

Dane Cook tweets...

http://twitpic.com/b20ij - @WhitneyCummings - Chris Brown choose to don an undecorated Starfleet officers uniform for his apology clip.about 1 hour ago from TwitPic




Just sayin

Title: I'll Make It Worth Your While
Author: confusedkayt
Rating: R (in this chapter, largely for language)
Summary: Written for this prompt at the Kink Meme, to wit: Five times Jim tried to prevent Bones from leaving him (when Bones had absolutely no intention of going anywhere).
Disclaimer: Not mine, nossir, nohow.
Part 1 here.

( 2. Moving Day )

As often happens when I'm confronted with the sheer awesomeness that is Zachary Quinto (he's smart! he's eloquent! he's crazy talented! he's funny! he's meltingly charming! he's gorgeous and intense!), I start wondering, how is it even possible that everyone around this man isn't in love with him?

Ohhh, right. THEY ARE.

( I want to marry Zachary Quinto )

I REST MY CASE. But you know, add more in the comments.

I wish to bring something to the attention of all you fine, fine GQMFS. It was brought to my attention at the 2nd NY meet up, and as quite the bacchanal ensued (and partial cause by it I'm sure) I need to spread the WORD.

BROTHERS AND SISTERS IN ONTD_STARTREK! I BRING YOU…

WOKKA SAKI.

( What? What's that you say? What the fuck is Wokka Saki??? WELL DON'T WORRY, MY BELOVED GQMFS, CAUSE I'VE MADE A MOTHERFUCKING MACRO TO EXPLAIN THIS MARVEL: )

I wish to nominate this fine alcohol to the ONTD_Startrek official drink. Any objections? Other nominations? BRING IT IN THE COMMENTS!

I RAISE A GLASS OF WOKKA SAKI TO ALL YOU GQMFERS. LIVE LOVE AND PROSPER BITCHES.

jam was too pussy 2 post


( tsunder sux )

I've got a friend who wants to write a House fic. Specifically, House treating the Joker. Thing is, he's barely seen all of Season 1. So he's asking what episodes he should see to write something like this, but I'm terrible remembering what episode is what. I recommended Acceptance (Death Row inmate) and Three Stories (the infarction), but I'm at a bit of a loss.

So, someone name me the names of good House episodes that can help my friend write a good House. Bonus points if it helps with the prompt. Obviously House/Wilson eps are more than welcomed, since this is a House/Wilson community (and we both are into slash), but any of your favorite House episodes would help.

Preferably from the first three seasons, unless it's an extremely good one.

Thank you!

Title: Dear Daddy, (#2)
Author: jessofthebugs
Disclaimer: O, I have bought the mansion of a love, /But not posess'd it.
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: All Ages
Type: Series #13/?
Warnings: unfiltered adorableness
Word Count: 1256
Summary and Notes: It's almost back to work and back to school for the McCoys. Negotiations continue. Posted to kirk_mccoy, Archived at awfully_clever

You guys - yeah, you, the ones reading this series, you rock.

~Link below~

We both figure Betty and Rubix are about fed up with Major Tom.

The rest of the story

So, my friend Jasmine is working at a summer camp in Washington all summer, and I am going to send her a care package. What does this have to do with you guys?


ALL OF YOUR CPINE/ZQ/PAPA!KIRK PICS ARE BELONG TO ME.


I kid, I kid. But I need you guys to let the pics flow and picspam me, because I'm going to make her a SRSLY GQMF book of the pretty. If you guys could help me out, I WOULD BE MUCH OBLIGED!

LOVE YOU, BBS!





PS. If you picspam me now, I'll post the book for you guys to print and assemble later. =)